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The humans are gone and someone else is here. A Ukrainian house-sitter. I am disliking her, but she is away now so I have decided to give you an update.
I'm not sure I will be able to blog as much as I thought I would, with the Ukrainian here. For now this will have to do.
I will post a picture of myself.
My favourite human, Tacogirl, made it for me in Photoshop. How do you like it?
I must go now. Farewell.

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The humans are packing to go somewhere. They said Greece. I have learned about this country. It is officially called the Hellenic Republic and is in South-eastern Europe. The capital of Greece is Athens. It is a very historical place.













The Parthenon is supposedly the temple of the Greek goddess Athena. Personally I think that ancient-goddess stuff is rubbish. Malarkey. A whole crock of it. But the Parthenon is still an intriguing place and I wish to go there sometime. Sadly, I don't think the humans would bring me. They aren't going to Athens anyways.


I've always hated it when the humans bring out the so-called suitcases. The blasted things smell like traveling and they make such a loud ruckus. I suppose they are needed to get the humans out of the house, though. I plan on posting and researching many things while they are gone on their little trip.
I have plans to get World Power soon but first I must show the humans "who's boss." I could either turn on everyone and be a fierce, unloving cat, or I could become nice to everyone so that they will love me. Or I could become nice to everyone so that they let their guards down and then WHAM! I will be in power and everyone will be my slaves.
I thank you for reading my blog.
Goodbye, loyal subjects.

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I have not posted in a while. I have been perfecting my grammar and spelling and learning about the earth - it's geography, history, and cultures. I am preparing myself for world domination.
The next step is to get more traffic on my blog...hmm...I guess that would require some work. I suppose I'll have to post more often.
I'm thinking of getting myself a facebook - what do you think?
Well I'm off to comment on some blogs now...

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Deepest apologies for not having blogged sooner.
But I have been watching...all of you.
Every time you blog...and every time you comment somwhere.

And Charles, I do agree that we cats should have cars and credit cards.
We are deeply unappreciated.

Maybe some of you have heard of my experience this morning with "Dad"

I don't like him very much.

He's very loud when he's walking.

I don't like when he picks me up.

I don't think he likes me either.

Neither does that tall skinny pale one.

That one left, by the way.

I heard every bit of their plans...

But I'm not telling you anything.

Because I am a well-groomed and dignified cat.

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I don't really have plans exactly for how I'm going to take control over the world, but I do have plans for what I'll do after.

1. I will move everyone to the western hemisphere and then keep the eastern hemisphere for myself, other cats, and my loyal subjects.

2. I will try to make peace with dogs.

3. If anyone abuses an animal of any kind (except for amebas, ants, krill, plankton, other such tiny animals...and bees, and wasps and all sorts of flies because they annoy the crap out of everyone) OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!

4. I will make an international holiday called Simba Day that will be on May 1st.

5. I will rid all traces of gothic stuff...

6. I will drill in Alaska for oil whether the environmentalists want me to or not!

That's all.

All hail KING CZARO!!!!

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Hey everyone!
Phika suggested I go for a more casual sort of blogging technique, so I'll try my best.
Do you like my new template? I thought you would. :-)
Here's some more pictures of me.

What do you think I should blog about?